My children talk in their sleep. Not just one of them actually. They both do. When they were younger and shared a bedroom I used to hear them yelling at each other and fighting. When I went to check on them, they were both sound asleep. They were even fighting in their sleep! There’s no way to win when your children even fight with each other in their sleep. Seriously… Now that Miss Drama Mama is older and not living with us anymore, you would think things would have improved. Nope! Lastnite MiniMe was asleep in her bed. All of a sudden, I hear “Mom! Mom! Moooooom!!! It’s over there! Sissy took it!” Yeah, she was asleep and STILL blaming her sister!
At least it’s not as bad as the woman who was telling us about the time she and her husband were on vacation. Apparently he fell asleep watching TV. Out of the blue he starts whispering to her “Honey, you have to hide! Hurry! They’re coming! We have to hide!” Not realizing he was asleep she asked him who was coming. In a loud whisper he said “The Oompa Loompa’s!”
So beware ladies and gentlemen! Those cute little guys that make yummy chocolate? They might not be all sunshine and rainbows like WW wants us to think!